Bite Size News, December 5: Drunks and Politicans (Is there a Difference?)

Pappatom caught Santa on camera

• Church crack complicates Copley construction. [Globe]
• Caroline Kennedy looks like she might (try to) replace Hilary Clinton in the Senate. [Globe]
• Polls think Mitt Romney has a shot at the presidency in 2012. He ranks third among people Republicans would be likely vote for. Who's in first? Sarah Palin. Oh, Republicans. [Herald]
• Nearly 50 years after its inception, the D line has accessible cars. Slow clap. [Brookline TAB]
• The Boston Redevelopment Authority approved two developments at the Prudential. [Herald]
• Bartending school teaches you how to manage drunks. [WBZTV]