Boxing Day: Send yr loot my way

Ahhh, Boxing Day. A holiday created by the British to stave off class warfare by pawning unwanted presents off onto the "help."

Boxing Day could also represent the toils of waiting in return lines at stores to get store credit for crap your (sic) loved ones gave you yesterday in a container you hope still looks new to the clerk. But that option also sounds relatively unappealing.

Fear not, however. You need pawn stuff or wait in line. There is another way, a better solution (see image). You can just box that stuff up and visit your friendly post office. Send your loot to moi (or a proxy of moi, whatevs). In return, you will receive a thank you note for each item that is not totally crap, as well as an illustration featuring a personage or entity of your choosing. (Note: Fangela Fangula reserves the right to limit personages or entities to three per illustration.)