Boston Viral Video in 2008

12 Things Viral Videos Taught us in 2008:

1. Pee-Pee dances bring the Bruins good luck.

2. The Boston "Massacare" was started with a Yo Momma joke.

3. Albinos have the best deals on furniture and if you hang around alleyways long enough, you might just get a free art tour. Just be careful you don't get taken for a ride or spun for a loop.

4. Nothing's more viral than an awkward white boy rapping, especially one who knows his way around a pun and a messy bedroom—except maybe white boys running around Boston in short shorts or pantyhose. Unless you like that sort of thing, then flirt away!

5. Boston college students know how to hit the party button, having discovered the educational benefit of dance parties, flip cup, and the illicit Fens while preparing for exams.

6. Boston tea parties should always be glam rock with epilepsy-inducing lighting effects and our birthday parties should include actual birth. Just try not to set the place on fire.

7. The biggest Boston fan ever loves his Skippy peanut butter, 1988 Boston loves its Celtics, and giant adorable families love Sweet Caroline.

8. There is no greater trio of Ps in the English language than "puppy pool party."

9. Sometimes when you hang out with gangstas, you get pulled over by New England cops.

10. Dead presidents love their fast food, suicidal babies love their Kool-Aid, while Bostonist prefers cooking with fluff and rolling in Doritos. Perhaps we should get table manners tips from the elephants.

11. Turkeys love politics. But too much turkey-talking could leave you bloated, on the therapist's couch, or worse: ready to pull the plug.

12. Boston's been practicing for tonight's countdown, let's just hope another snowmergency doesn't get in the way of our fun!