Bite Size News, January 2: New Year Edition

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• More than eight years after 9/11, people still think Muslims need to be kicked off planes, and kept off. [NYT]
• The Globe offers revolutionary health tips like, walk! Drink water! Sleep! [Globe]
• The Globe also offers revolutionary resolutions for the remaining morons who forward those awful chain emails. Yes, Globe, you can do better. We hope. [Globe]
• Comets made diamonds, melted glaciers, and created a cold snap. [CNN]
• Apparently the future of the economy rests on the future of steel. [NYT]
• 200 police officers will be fired! Or maybe they won't! Or maybe it's all a clever ruse! [MediaNation]
• Some nonprofits feel they face an uncertain future without Dianne Wilkerson's support. [Herald]