To go with your $100 sandwich, the robots with tits at Svedka present the 700 Billion Dollar Martini:
Liberal Amount (2 Parts) Svedka Vodka
1 Part Fresh Lime Juice
1/2 Part Simple Syrup
Conservative Splash Of Lemon Juice
Shake. Pour on ice. Garnish with $700 billion of freshly minted U.S. currency. If short on cash, fresh mint will suffice. (Bostonist twist: garnish with Wall Street's ice-blue demon tears.)
Drink several, pay for it later. Available at Vox Populi (presumably garnished with mint, not money).
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Bostonist would also like to point out that this drink is a "martini" only to the extent that you are stupid enough not to know what a martini is supposed to be.
it is a daiquiri. a vodka daiquiri. why?
why? for the future, of course!
there is no white rum in the future?
they couldn't get it to flow correctly out of a robot.
okay, fine: vodka is the only plausible robot lady secretion. but $700,000,000,000.00 couldn't buy some vermouth?
Turn offs: blue drinks, bankers who destroy our economy.
1. Love the title - brilliant
2. I am also garnished with mint
3. I would loved to be garnished with Mint - anyone have extra $ they'd like to garnish me with?
4. The bar likely thinks putting it in a martini glass makes it an auto-tini
5. Still looking for that Mint...