The Future Puke of a Twatwaffle (700 Billion Dollar Martini)

robot-turn-ons.jpg To go with your $100 sandwich, the robots with tits at Svedka present the 700 Billion Dollar Martini:

Liberal Amount (2 Parts) Svedka Vodka
1 Part Fresh Lime Juice
1/2 Part Simple Syrup
Conservative Splash Of Lemon Juice

Shake. Pour on ice. Garnish with $700 billion of freshly minted U.S. currency. If short on cash, fresh mint will suffice. (Bostonist twist: garnish with Wall Street's ice-blue demon tears.)

Drink several, pay for it later. Available at Vox Populi (presumably garnished with mint, not money).

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