Bostonist: The Future Puke of a Twatwaffle (700 Billion Dollar Martini)

C. Fernsebner

Fri, 09 Jan 2009 08:21:28 -0500

okay, fine: vodka is the only plausible robot lady secretion. but $700,000,000,000.00 couldn't buy some vermouth?

Edrie

Fri, 09 Jan 2009 07:43:45 -0500

1. Love the title - brilliant 2. I am also garnished with mint 3. I would loved to be garnished with Mint - anyone have extra $ they'd like to garnish me with? 4. The bar likely thinks putting it in a martini glass makes it an auto-tini 5. Still looking for that Mint...

Rick Sawyer

Thu, 08 Jan 2009 13:51:37 -0500

they couldn't get it to flow correctly out of a robot.

C. Fernsebner

Thu, 08 Jan 2009 13:20:14 -0500

there is no white rum in the future?

Kerry Skemp

Thu, 08 Jan 2009 12:47:44 -0500

why? for the future, of course!

C. Fernsebner

Thu, 08 Jan 2009 12:33:45 -0500

it is a daiquiri. a vodka daiquiri. why?

Ryan Weaver

Thu, 08 Jan 2009 12:11:06 -0500

Turn offs: blue drinks, bankers who destroy our economy.

Rick Sawyer

Thu, 08 Jan 2009 11:58:01 -0500

Bostonist would also like to point out that this drink is a "martini" only to the extent that you are stupid enough not to know what a martini is supposed to be.