New Kids on the Boat: NKOTB Cruises

Those New Kids. Just when you thought they could rest on their laurels, they go and do something crazy. The no-longer-new-or-kids are launching (literally!) a cruise series. Boats will leave from Ft. Lauderdale, Florida, and cruise around from May 15-18. You'll get a day in the Bahamas in addition to two days at sea, plus a "NKOTB Experience with all band members." Will the cabins have NKOTB sleeping bags and pillow cases? Will there be butter sculpted to resemble Joey's face? We can only dream, because the whole damn thing is almost sold out already. There is "limited" availability for a $1500 two-person ocean view cabin if you absolutely can't miss this experience.