Trader Joe's Saves Money, Not Legs?

A man was crushed between two cars today in the Coolidge Corner Trader Joe's parking lot. Someone, presumably distracted by cheap granola and tofu, didn't pay enough attention to the trajectory of his or her minivan, and slammed the victim against a Ford Explorer (c'mon, folks, shouldn't we drive our hybrids to TJ's? you know, for appearances). Firefighters untangled the man from the vehicle. We have no details on the man's injuries, but hope that only cage-free eggs, and not anybody's legs, were broken in the incident.