The Harvard Crimson reports that the Harvard College Library plans to sacrifice its staff to the Great God Endowment Collapse. After discovering that it will have to slash $12 million from its budget, the HCL has decided that layoffs are unavoidable and that surviving staff will be moved around the library like the skeleton crew of a damaged Battlestar. We can only hope that the line item for Harvard Film Archive director Haden Guest's coiffure remains undisturbed, lest Cambridge lose the secret source of its great power. [Harvard Crimson]
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