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Drama! Intrigue! Love! Hyperbole! The Bachelor comes to an idyllic end tonight (or does it?) as sexy single dad Jason puts a ring on one lucky bachelorette. Can you think of a better way to cap off a snow day than snuggling on the couch and watching a grown man cry? Neither can we.
This season’s been another long process of desperate love-seeking. Jason wants someone to “spend the rest of his life with.” Drink! The girls are all “starting to fall for him.” Blurg. We wish Jason had kept some of the troublemakers around a bit longer. A good hair-pulling session never hurt anyone permanently, you know.
After the jump, our opinion on how tonight’s Bachelor is going to pan out.
Jason will choose Melissa, of course. She’s the cutest and she and Jason have the best chemistry of all the other lovetestants. There will most likely be major drama with the return of DeAnna: Melissa is a dead ringer for Jason’s sort-of-ex and Jason is obviously still in love with the former Bachelorette.
Catch The Bachelor’s BIG UBER ROMANTIC finale tonight at 8 PM on ABC. Frankly, it wouldn’t hurt to TiVo and skip over all the soft-focus recapping. But we’re just a bit impatient when it comes to reality luurve TV. After The Final Rose, Part 2 is Tuesday at 10 PM.
(Kitteh Says I can haz rose plz? Photo from Malingering)
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