Moustache Consultations, Harvard Square

A woman named Helyne (that's pronounced "Helen") is offering five cent moustache consultations on flyers spotted throughout Cambridge. A Google search revealed little, except that the elusive Helyne may have given a moustache consultation in exchange for a packet of matches and a guitar pick.

Helyne, whose phone number is in the 818 area code (San Fernando Valley, CA), did not return Bostonist's call for a consultation, so we are left to wonder which facial hair taxonomy she prefers.