Do the Sox Need an Enforcer? Trot's Waiting by His Phone

Surviving Grady wants the Sox to open a roster spot for a new position player: resident ass-kicker. And the perfect candidate? The recently unemployed Trot Nixon. The job description? "[Sit] in the clubhouse, chewing steaks and drinking whiskey, and [getting] called into action for every on-field donnybrook." It would be a nice boondoggle for Trot, a man whom one Bostonist has noted "should never have to pay for beer in this city. Ever."