Wedding Bells Gunshots for Tom and Gisele

We thought we'd figured out everything about Tom and Gisele: rich, beautiful, famous; basically unmatched in every day (except maybe Tom's knee, but let's not talk about that). So you'd expect a wedding between the two to be nothing less than perfect right, right? In an odd turn of events, armed security guards at the couple's dream wedding in Malpais, Costa Rica, shot at paparazzi who had obtained footage of the celebration and refused to turn it over to security. The shot hit the windshield of the photographers' SUV as they fled. We can't decide whether a wedding gunfight (the Herald already used our "shotgun wedding" pun) is awesome or terrifying; we'll settle for a mix of the two. We imagine the wedding was impeccable in every other way, but sadly cannot report firsthand, as we were not invited. Shoot.