Harvard Professors Continue to Be Ornery: With Coffee This Time

As if telling kids to stop grousing about walking weren't enough, Harvard professors have progressed to burning people (with liquid, not fire). Business school professor Lee O. Fleming is pleading not guilty to assault and battery charges based on the alleged tossing of hot coffee in a parking altercation. We know that teaching at one of the most prestigious schools in the country must be really really tough, but does it really require you to toss lattes when provoked? We hope the profs can keep their coffee cup lids on in the future.