People says that Gisele Bündchen is preggers—for real this time—and while we find few things more hideous than pregnancy and birth, the pregnancy and eventual spawning of a nasty, emaciated fashion model might be one of the most disgusting things we have ever considered. Will the baby be superhuman? Will anybody be shot? We honestly don't care. We're only posting this for the pageviews. Thanks for clicking.
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