A Fake Rockefeller For Your Bathroom

The likeness of the Criminal Formerly Known as Clark Rockefeller could be staring at your naked body within 22 and 29 business days. Kosmas Ballis, a Fort Myers, Florida sculptor, has cast 1,000 porcelain bathroom tiles emblazoned with the likeness of Boston's supercriminal Christian Karl Gerhartsreiter, and he's selling them on Ebay for $20 a pop. The silhouette depicts CFKCR's trademark 3/4 askance leer, which makes Bostonist very, very uncomfortable.

The Herald reports that "interest in the conversation pieces is coming from a surprisingly 'upwardly mobile' fan base," which we guess sounds about right. The Old Money has disavowed the fake Rockefeller for months now.

Our recommedation? Install one about waist-high in front of your toilet. For your downwardly mobile guests.