Shine Your Shoes, Freshen Your Breath, and Energize?

We just got word that "Crown Consumer Brands will send out coffee crews and shoe shiners to roam the city of Boston. The company will offer free coffee along with a DentaBurst™ sample, as well as a free shoe shine and a Shine to Go sample to each passerby." This strange conglomeration of coffee breath, fresh breath, and shiny shoes will center on the Boston Convention & Exhibit Center (415 Summer St), but apparently also pop up all around town from June 28th to July 1st, coinciding with the National Association of Chain Drug Stores' 2009 Marketplace.. We suppose that if you're on the way to a job interview or a hot date, you might need both a shine and a mint, but we're still a little confused about the whole thing. Regardless, know that you may be able to freshen up on the street early next week... or not.