Reenact the Gates Arrest... With Your Food

Mr. Bartley's burgers in Harvard Square has just introduced a "Sgt. Crowley" burger to its menu. Since the burger joint has offered the Skip Gates burger for 10 years now, it's probably the only place in the United States where you can reenact the thrilling truncation of civil rights and acrimonious weeks-long fallout of Gatesgate entirely with fast food.