You asked, and we're delivering. Due to an overwhelming reader demand, we're instituting a Matt Garza Warning System here at Bostonist. Many of our readers cannot bear the sight of the Tampa Bay pitcher's championship caliber expectorating. The man is practically made of spit, and he precedes every pitch with anywhere between two and twenty loogies. And don't get us started about the way that his drool hangs off his hideous goatee. Or his weird lizard tongue. Still, many make the fatal mistake of turning on the Sox game when Garza is starting. Since most games happen at dinnertime, this innocent error can ruin whole evenings. So, we're giving you early warning.
Matt Garza is starting against the Sox tonight. If you can listen to the game on the radio, please do so.
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