Things the Sox Could Do to Turn the Team Around

Bostonist is always willing to help the Boston Red Sox. We hope Theo and the rich owner types appreciate our suggestions.

• Put Wally the Green Monster in the lineup. We don't know if he can hit or field, and we don't care. But judging from this rendering of him, he has been working out, or is as careless as David Ortiz.
• Convince Junichi Tazawa he has to spill ketchup on his sock before his first career MLB start on Tuesday.
• Can we get Julio Lugo back?
• Rename Williamsburg PAPIWOOD!!