-- Apparently, Eric Clapton was right. It is in the way that you use it. If you live in Hingham. A woman from the tony town was arrested after "assaulting" a store clerk with an apple juice bottle and a Slim Jim. She escaped the scene in her black Saab convertible after ripping down a store flag. There's more. She must have blended in with all of the other Saab drivers in Hingham as she eluded the cops for a day. She was brought to justice after an officer observed a Saab driver suspiciously singing along with loud music. Probable cause, clearly. She was charged with assault and battery with a dangerous weapon. The comments on the Patriot Ledger's story contain many of the jokes running through your head. [Patriot Ledger]
All charges alleged until proven under law.
I'm surprised the commenters on the site waited so long to drop, "SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM."
But it happened at a Cracker Barrel, and all those fumes from the Yankee Candle display will burrow up in your head and make you crazy.
I'm surprised the commenters on the site waited so long to drop, "SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM."
But it happened at a Cracker Barrel, and all those fumes from the Yankee Candle display will burrow up in your head and make you crazy.
In my head, I've always heard the jingle "The snack that smiles back - Goldfish" as "The snack that bites back"