It's probably the last one of the year, but that doesn't make it any less crucial. Matt Garza will be pitching for the Rays in tonight's Sox game. If you are physically repulsed by his saurian tongue and the rivulets of saliva that come flying off of it, avoid turning on NESN until at least the seventh inning. (Considering the way that Garza pitches the Sox, you might want to wait until the eighth.)
With any luck, the Rays' next salary dump will send Garza to the National League, and we won't have to bother with these next season.
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