Your Dose of Naked Senate Candidate: The Scott Brown Spread

Republican State Senator Scott Brown might be the nakedest candidate in the race for Ted Kennedy's U.S. Senate seat. The graying right-winger appeared nude in a 1982 issue of Cosmopolitan, which named him "America's Sexiest Man" when he was a 22-year-old law student at fussy, Catholic Boston College. We don't think that Ted Kennedy was ever dubbed America's Sexiest Man, but we're sure that there were a couple of decades where he wouldn't have turned down the nomination. But would he have kept his short-and-curlies beneath his trousers? As you can see after the cut, Scott Brown did not.

Hub Review, which liked what it saw, lamented, "That's Scott today...at 50, he's obviously still doable. The only problem? He hates the gays! Yes! Ain't it ironic?"

After the cut: Potententially NSFW photo of a naked, future State Senator hiding his wang with his hand.