Your Dose of Naked Senate Candidate: The Scott Brown Spread

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"After" image of Scott Brown from his official site.
Republican State Senator Scott Brown might be the nakedest candidate in the race for Ted Kennedy's U.S. Senate seat. The graying right-winger appeared nude in a 1982 issue of Cosmopolitan, which named him "America's Sexiest Man" when he was a 22-year-old law student at fussy, Catholic Boston College. We don't think that Ted Kennedy was ever dubbed America's Sexiest Man, but we're sure that there were a couple of decades where he wouldn't have turned down the nomination. But would he have kept his short-and-curlies beneath his trousers? As you can see after the cut, Scott Brown did not.

Hub Review, which liked what it saw, lamented, "That's Scott today...at 50, he's obviously still doable. The only problem? He hates the gays! Yes! Ain't it ironic?"

After the cut: Potententially NSFW photo of a naked, future State Senator hiding his wang with his hand.

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"Before" image of Scott Brown from Cosmopolitan, 1982. Caption provided by Bostonist.

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  • He is a hot candidate.

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  • Oh geezus, wtf does obama have to do w/this? racist!
  • scdm

    well so whats the big deal he was 22 posed in cosmo bare chest legs everything covered lets not forget Obama admits to doing hard drugs...COKE but the new media never reports that...

  • twosky

    Socialists? Cocaine? Nudity? Murky Water? Everything but an issue. Relevant facts related to Republican policy would address torture, fiscal mismanagement that has led to a failed financial industry, and a Bush-era war that was mortgaged to China rather than paid for honestly. We'll pay, of course... Good luck, Scott indeed. We need anything but you.

  • Fernandez

    He's not really 'nude' is he? Not with a well-placed arm hiding his 'modesty'.



    It's not like he left a woman dead at the bottom of the ocean or has had a gay brothel operating from his home.

  • Judy

    Does he walk...Does he talk...Does he come complete?

    Anyone else here old enough to remember this one? I'm sure Scott was dancing to it in high school.



    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNhnThb8gEw

  • jckfmsincty

    Honey, I'd suck his cock until his eyes pop out.

  • truth

    I don't see how anyone can condemn him. It was back in college, maybe to get money to pay for school. At least we haven't found out that he snorted cocaine like BHO or let a young woman die an awful death in murky water because someone was worried about his political.



    Good luck, Scott. We need you, not the socialist hopeychangy your puppet opponent believes in.

  • captnitpick

    Your caption is missing a period. Also funniness. RIP, Ted.

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