Gisele Learns To Fly/Save The World While Pats, Tom Lose

Bostonist can't explain how the Patriots lost to the Jets despite allowing just 16 points and having Tom Brady at quarterback. Since we can't explain it, we're blaming Gisele. Gi wants to fly, and is learning on helicopters in Marshfield. Perhaps Brady is forced to fly with her as she practices when he could be resting or looking at extra film. Or, he could simply be driven to distraction with fear over her stupid hobby. Either way, she should consider us when she pulls this crap. It's really not just about us. Well, mainly it is. But, how does Gisele's extravagant use of fuel mesh with her environmental advocacy? What will they say at the U.N. about their newly minted Goodwill Ambassador? Okay, they won't care.