Tom Brady: Ungodly Football God

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Tom Brady is big in Canton, Massachusetts, and is already being discussed by some interested folks in Canton, Ohio. Canton, North Carolina? Not so much. The Amazing Grace Baptist Church of Canton, North Carolina believes Tom Terrific is leading us to eternal damnation, which earned him a spot on the Church's list of ungodly athletes. According to MyFoxBoston.com, the Church wrote this about Brady:

"Tom Brady is teaching us to have sex outside of marriage, to commit fornication, don’t marry and do the right thing, don’t take responsibility for your actions, have a good time no matter who you hurt in this world, go from sex partner to sex partner, and it’s okay because of who I am. How many of you dad’s cheer on Tom in the Super Bowl while your kids are watching?" (sic. We put it at the end because this quote is a total disaster.)

Wow. Tom probably wouldn't have planned the Bridget Moynihan/Gisele Bundchen scenario the way it played out. However, he's not quite Michael Vick.

Good luck getting to the Amazing Grace Baptist Church website using the link posted by MyFoxBoston.com. It's not available now. All of Brady's godless hedonistic fans must be to blame.

There a few churches bearing the name "Amazing Grace Baptist Church" in this country. Brady's nemesis is also fond off burning books.

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maybe tom is responsible for "no god" being a trending twitter topic?

Tonight the heavens opened and rain fell. Book burning didn't take place. There were several news crews, reporters, Sheriff and protesters. If I had been the pastor I would have been embarrassed that more protesters came out than members. There may have been books destroyed but when the flock left the building it was the woman and children first, only five of them and then the pastor himself. As the woman and children left he turned out the porch light, as if trying to hide their identities and turned it on and then back off when he left.

During the service it was said the news crew and others were listening through the floor upstairs and could here yelling from the service. The only disappointing thing was that more locals didn't attend the event. One came as far as Chattanooga, Tn and others an hour or so away. Was a peaceful event and most that were there didn't agree with this radical man!

There were signs that read things like: What would Jesus do, Who are we to judge and several others. A gentleman that was dressed in an outfit of a Nazi soldier came out, gave an interview saying this promotes hate. He wouldn't give his name and held two books, one was the Mormon bible and the other was not able to be seen. He did say that he was only wearing a costume and that is all it was. Protesters were unsure if he was there in support of the event or against it. Left most of us puzzled.

We are unsure if chicken and all the sides were served!

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