Tom Brady: Ungodly Football God

Tom Brady is big in Canton, Massachusetts, and is already being discussed by some interested folks in Canton, Ohio. Canton, North Carolina? Not so much. The Amazing Grace Baptist Church of Canton, North Carolina believes Tom Terrific is leading us to eternal damnation, which earned him a spot on the Church's list of ungodly athletes. According to MyFoxBoston.com, the Church wrote this about Brady:

"Tom Brady is teaching us to have sex outside of marriage, to commit fornication, don’t marry and do the right thing, don’t take responsibility for your actions, have a good time no matter who you hurt in this world, go from sex partner to sex partner, and it’s okay because of who I am. How many of you dad’s cheer on Tom in the Super Bowl while your kids are watching?" (sic. We put it at the end because this quote is a total disaster.)

Wow. Tom probably wouldn't have planned the Bridget Moynihan/Gisele Bundchen scenario the way it played out. However, he's not quite Michael Vick.

Good luck getting to the Amazing Grace Baptist Church website using the link posted by MyFoxBoston.com. It's not available now. All of Brady's godless hedonistic fans must be to blame.

There a few churches bearing the name "Amazing Grace Baptist Church" in this country. Brady's nemesis is also fond off burning books.