Ever been afraid that you’re being judged by what kind of beer you’re drinking? Ever judge others based on what they’re drinking? Of course you have. Well now one market research company, Mindset Media, thinks they have cracked the code on beer drinkers’ personalities.
An article in Ad Age earlier this week shared some of the company’s thought provoking, or perhaps just provoking, findings. More interesting than the article itself was the long string of comments following it: message after message filled with indignation, disgust, and bile. Everyone had been wrongly categorized.
Here are some examples of why the beer drinking masses were up in arms. While Budweiser drinkers are sensible, their Bud Light-drinking compatriots are “lacking in carefulness.” Also, Budweiser drinkers are 42% more likely than the average Joe to regularly use breath freshening strips. (?) Michelob Ultra drinkers are often conceited; Heineken drinkers, posers. And since Blue Moon drinkers are “quite willing to go against convention,” they naturally “can also be sarcastic and snide in order to get a point across.” Well, some of this is starting to sound familiar
One matter that really got the readers’ goat was that all craft beers were lumped together as one category. However, the researchers had some flattering findings if you consider it complimentary that craft drinkers are “more likely to spend time thinking about beer rather than work.”
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Some of these fantastical stats were debated humorously by the readers. “My stats prof always told me, ‘There are lies, damn lies, and statistics.’” We suppose if you are an abstainer and disagree with the fact that you “don’t like to loosen up very much,” you could be a little miffed. Another reader mocked the entire study: “This is the best self-help I've ever found. I can change to whom I want to be like, just by drinking a different beer!”
What do we think about this? When taken with a grain of salt, the study is just pretty amusing. On the other hand, if the broad strokes of the study’s generalizations don’t fit your own self-image, you’re bound to feel wronged. It was, after all, just a marketing research venture though, meant to find the average in a wide-reaching study. John Durant, Mindset Media’s Director-Research, reminds the readers that “the study we ran does not say all individuals in a group are the same.” What do our individual readers out there feel about such a study?

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