Jersey Shore Nickname Generator? Check. Next Step: Faneuil Hall Pickup Line Generator.

Yesterday, forces of nature combined to bring us multiple encounters with the Jersey Shore. First, we noted that Boston and New Jersey both have areas that give them a bad name: Faneuil Hall and the Jersey Shore, respectively. Then, we encountered our friend Aaron Cohen's Jersey Shore Nickname Generator, inspired by the new MTV series Jersey Shore and created with help from Chris McCoy. So we typed, and we clicked, and we found that our Jersey Shore nickname is Pookie. Not bad. A friend got Tan Jovi; another, The Bicep. And Paul Revere? Well, you can see that one for yourself.

So who will take up the burden of creating a Faneuil Hall pickup line generator? We wait impatiently.