Boston Blotter: Masshole Shoots Jake

-- A Milton firefighter who was going home after his mother's birthday party was shot in the gut yesterday morning after he reportedly confronted an aggressive driver. The victim was reported in critical condition at Boston Medical Center, and the shooter, who may have been driving a silver Porsche, has not been captured. [Herald]

-- A Brockton man was shot dead Saturday night by two men during a drug deal, according to police. Ralph Hyppolite was riding in a car with a friend when two men allegedly gave chase and shot at him through the window. Brockton police arrested the alleged assailants, who were arraigned today. [Herald]

-- Ice on a sidewalk foiled one would-be vandal in Dorchester, according to police. [BPDNews]

-- A man was arrested Sunday morning for his alleged assault on the spirit of Christmas. [BPDNews]

All charges alleged until proven under law.