Skate Fenway for a Cool Million. Hope You Gave Your Gun for Goods.

We already mentioned the exorbitant free skate scalping going on, but we hadn't yet seen skate tickets going for a million apiece on craigslist:

Four tickets for the Fenway Skate for 1 million each, I will sell all four for 3.5 million. I don't actually have the tickets in hand but am fairly confident I will be able to acquire them if I can secure your purchase. Cash only, small unmarked bills, we can meet in the alley behind Sully's near the Garden between the hours of 2 and 3 AM, please come alone and unarmed.

If you gave your guns for goods, you're all set for the unarmed part of the equation... if not the $3.5 mill. The offer is located, fittingly enough, in Fantasyland.