Tired of being visually assaulted by skinny jeans, trucker hats, plastic sunglass frames, fanny packs (particularly dangerous.) And since Massachusetts Senate candidate Scott Brown does not oppose waterboarding, held to be torture by many, we thought we'd try to represent Brown as an insufferably torturous hipster, scrunchies and all. Inspiration and images came from Look at This Fucking Hipster, Hipster Runoff, and—of course—American Apparel.
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