Mens et Manus: MIT's Tech to Give Out Sex Toys

Staying true to MIT's motto "Mens et Manus," or "mind and hand," MIT's student newspaper The Tech promises to give out sex toys for Valentine's Day. The prizes will be awarded to both men, who can look forward to Gun Oil's "Jack Jelly" or "Stroke 29," and women, who can await Big Teaze's "I Ruby My Duckie" or the Tantus Echo Vibrator (Midnight Purple). The competition is closed to those without an MIT e-mail address, so get hacking. [MIT Tech, via UHub]