MIT's dirty student newspaper The Tech, which gave out sex toys scant weeks ago, just released the results of its campuswide sex survey, and let's just say that if you need a virgin to sacrifice during your satanic ritual, Memorial Drive wouldn't be a bad place to cruise.
In fact, 42 percent of respondents reported that they had yet to be deflowered, which means that in any group of five MIT students, two have probably never had sex! (MIT students, please check our math.)
Among the other shocking discoveries? Only 70 percent of men masturbate weekly or more. We assume that the other 30 percent don't count it as masturbation if you use your homebrew robotic pleasure slave to do all the work. A whopping 39 percent of women, or "girls," as the article distressingly calls them, claim never to masturbate, which makes us wonder if the survey question was confusingly andronormative.
Disturbingly, 63 percent of students reported having anal or vaginal sex without protection, which is further proof that the capacity to solve high level topology problems does not correlate with expected longevity.
Our favorite statistic? "Less than one percent identified as asexual. Of the few who did say they were asexual, 40 percent say they have had sex." [More results and nifty graphs at The Tech]
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