Every weird news event needs its own Lifetime movie, and now the Clark Rockefeller case follows in the pregnant teens' footsteps. Rockefeller (aka Christian Karl Gerhartsreiter) saw sentencing, but is now closed cinematically as well. Tonight at 9, Lifetime presents Who Is Clark Rockefeller?, starring attractive, dark-haired Eric McCormack of Will and Grace fame as the creepy, pale Rockefeller. Oh, Will, how far you have fallen.
There's really no need to watch the movie, as its poster answers its titular question: Clark Rockefeller is a con man, a husband, and a kidnapper. But if all of our exciting plans for the evening fail, we'll be tuning in, and maybe even liveblogging the thing. So if this dreary Saturday's got you down, take heart: there's a bright shining Lifetime movie waiting at the end of it.
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