- Something that's neither a rum drink or college footballer is headed in our direction. [WHDH]
- Hide the trashy ladies! Tiger Woods is in town, and the PGA is concerned about a weather delay. [All Headline News]
- After hanging out at the UFC Fan Expo and Harvard Square, Shaq is now "The Big Wedding Crasher". [NESN]
- After Tim Cahill's admission of delinquent taxes, two more state candidates realize they owed taxes as well. [Boston Globe]
- Whoever scheduled the upcoming gubernatorial debate doesn't have a desk calendar that lists Jewish holidays. [Boston Herald]
- Manny is flying in his barber before tomorrow's return to Fenway. [ESPN]
- Pedro still loves Boston and would like to rejoin the Sox next year. [NECN]
- Chatroulette had an episode of "Pat (linebacker receiving oral sex) roulette". [Boston Herald]
- If you're keeping track, Earl will be the 8th New England hurricane since 1938. [Boston Globe]
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