Segway Polo Still Open to CompetitorsAh, the Segway: if it isn't the nerdiest way to get around town, we don't know what is (besides Yugos, or Nerd Ponies, if there were such a thing). And now it's the nerdiest way to get around a sporting field, short of hopping on [insert nerdy sports star here]'s back. Yes, the Segway Polo Classic is here; yes, it's for real; and yes, there's still time to sign up for the tournament on July 29, though tonight is the last night the polo field in Charlestown will be available for seglo (our term for segway polo) practicing. There are a lot of rules, but the main point of everything seems to be riding around on a Segway hitting balls with mallets. What's more fun than that?
Jonas Brothers Excel on the Stage AND on the FieldThe Globe enjoyed the Jonas Brothers' concert at the TD Garden last night, and even compared the young group to the Monkees. Now, the Phoenix suggests the teen heartthrobs are playing some pickup baseball (softball?) in Brockton. Can they really wield bats as well as they wield microphones? Is there anything these brothers can't do?
Two Days Left to Vote in Boston MTV VMA Best Breakout ContestOh man! The MTV Video Music Awards are coming up soon. For the big show, MTV is sponsoring a Best Breakout Boston contest, allowing music fans to vote on their favorite local videos. Contestants include Gentleman Hall (the current leaders), Welcome to Florida, The Help, Sarah Rabdau and the Self-Employed Assassins, Forest Henderson, and more. Competitors do not have to hail from Boston proper; there are bands from as far as New Hampshire in the competition. Visit the site and vote for your favorite by Monday!
The Boston Globe Explains Hipsters, HatersOur buddies at The Boston Globe have championed another investigative reporting win, one that will surely put the newspaper back on top of the media market. Fashion writer Christopher Muther wrote a little piece on a curious subculture whose followers ride fixies, wear ironic t-shirts, and love Grizzly Bear. That's right, hipsters. Though Muther admits that hipsters have been around for a little while and are basically unavoidable today, his investigative skills need a little retuning. Muther is one of many who consider hipsters to be a relatively newfound subculture, in that it has only existed this decade. In reality, hipsters have been around since the dawn of the teenager, but in different names. Be it the beats, hippies, punks, grunge kids, each of these subcultures were overrun with youth chasing their impression of cool, and in essence trying to be "hip." The only notable thing about hipsters today is that there is no unique nomenclature to separate them from decades past, and have thus been relegated to the blanket terms of hipsters, scenesters, and even indie kid.
Muther goes on to explain the reason hipsters have become magnets for hatred today. The economy:
Back in the capricious days of Fantasia Barrino and Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights, people didn’t mind these ironic Peter Pans extending their youth by leeching off their parents and gentrifying entire neighborhoods. Now, their antics seem, well, annoying.
In all honesty, that description sounds just as annoying at any period of time as it does now. Economy be damned, but hating on people chasing cool without caring about the subculture has always existed. Perhaps this Bostonist is just upset because he has been hating on hipsters before it was cool.
Amanda Palmer Twits Nudie PicsBoston rock diva Amanda Palmer sent out an indecent proposal over her Twitter account yesterday: a nude self-portrait, pubes and all, that she encouraged fans to transform into fake Rolling Stone covers. We're a family Web site, so we don't have any of the images to show you here, but take a look at this collection of fan-generated art. It is very NSFW.