Bite Size News, June 30: Give and Take Edition

  • Governor Deval Patrick gave a tax credit to movie stars. [Boston Herald]
  • The sales tax holiday will probably be taken away. [Boston Herald]

Boston Blotter: Sex Offender Charged with Murder; Everybody's Robbing Something

-- Boston cops charged 50-year-old convicted sex offender Fitzhugh Newton with the February rape and murder of a Dorchester woman. Newton had previously been convicted of assault with intent to commit rape and gross lewdness in different incidents. [Universal Hub]

Move, Gramps, Get Out the Way: Politicians Eye Reforms for Elderly Drivers

In the wake of a few tragic automobile accidents, the state is seeking ways to ensure that older drivers are safe on the road. The latest proposal calls for retesting at 85 years of age, but some lawmakers want to push it down to 75 or 80. Considering that our grandma retells us the same story five times each time we see her, they may want to consider that 75 figure. Unless, hopefully, grandma's stopping five times at every stop sign as well. Other reforms in development include ending auto insurance discounts for senior citizens; a recent study also found that drivers over 75 cause more accidents (which frequently seem to be the "step-on-the-gas-instead-of-the-brake" kind, at least if anecdotes we remember are any indication) than most adults.

Dunkin' Donuts Salmonella Scare

Dunkin' Donuts is "voluntarily withdrawing" all hot chocolate and Dunkaccino drinks from stores because equipment used to make an ingedient was contaminated wth Salmonella. These are the only products affected, the company says. It's a temporary situation.

The 2010 Massachusetts Budget in Haiku

Patrick signed the bill/ Our booze gets a big new tax/ Trips to New Hampshire

Where's the Fire? Fighters Rush to Cash in Pensions, Start Bodybuilding Careers

It's a time-honored tradition: when laws get tough, people scramble to avoid them. The latest instance of this phenomenon comes with Boston firefighters, who are hurrying to cash in their pensions before a new law goes into effect that would reduce the size of said pensions. Firefighters who were injured on the job while filling in for a (higher-paid) supervisor used to be able to get additional pension money when filing for disability, due to their temporarily elevated status. About 100 firefighters had filed for such benefits over the past six years, but the change in the law has prompted 29 former flame-battlers to try to get in on the hot action this week (perhaps before beginning their bodybuilding careers). The new law bases pension for disabled firefighters on the firefighters' own average salary, not that of supervisors.

Boston Blotter: Cops Seize Enough Heroin to Kill a Brontosaurus

-- Undercover Boston cops busted a Newton man who allegedly tried to sell them $200,000 worth of black tar heroin in the South End on Friday. The man, 34-year-old Amando Avila, faces multiple drugs charges. [BPDNews]

Bite Size News, June 29: Not-So-Good Humor Edition

  • Why didn't anyone think of this before? Legislation is introduced to keep sex offenders out of ice cream trucks. [Boston Herald]
  • If you bought beef at Hannaford, take a closer look before you eat it. [Boston Channel]
  • In the latest trend for local media coverage, another senior-citizen driver has hit a pedestrian in the last month. [WHDH]
  • Attention People: Don't Kill Pets!

    The woman who gave birth to a certain Bostonist says "If you're not kind to animals then you're not kind to people" and she says it regularly. Translation: Stop killing ducks, kitties and any cute, or ugly, animals. We need to say this in 2009? C'mon people!

    This appalling story from Worcester is sad and maddening. A man reportedly admitted beating a one-year old cat to death on a Friday several days after the seven-pound feline scratched the man while he was walking his dog close to where the cat's litter was born recently. The alleged killer claimed he was acting in self defense. We know. The outrage is palpable in Worcester where citizens are protesting for police action.

    Speaking of outrage, there's a blog about this incident on Examiner.com. The author said this incident raises questions about "what is right and what is wrong" and creates a "moral conundrum" to talk to your kids about. Umm, no. The alleged killer hasn't even been charged with a crime so he has the presumption of innocence. But, Bostonist can't find the shade of gray the Examiner.com has unearthed.

    Rhode Island, WTF?!??!!?

    Rhode Island is a nice, plucky state. Bostonist loves to have the Ocean State in our neighborhood. It beats having Florida's panhandle on the southern border. But, recent headlines emanating from Rhode Island have resulted in a resounding "HUH?" from this Bostonist. Rhode Island is having an identity crisis and it's time for an intervention.

    While You Were Sleeping: AM News Update, June 29

    • Last night, the Honduran military overthrew President Manuel Zelaya, sending him to Costa Rica. Honduran immigrants here are protesting. [Herald]
    • People here are also buying up bonds to save the government... or to make a buck. [Globe]
    • Turnpike Authority officials are wondering why people still pay cash at the tolls. Um, to keep toll collectors employed? [WBZ]

    Shine Your Shoes, Freshen Your Breath, and Energize?

    We just got word that "Crown Consumer Brands will send out coffee crews and shoe shiners to roam the city of Boston. The company will offer free coffee along with a DentaBurstâ„¢ sample, as well as a free shoe shine and a Shine to Go sample to each passerby." This strange conglomeration of coffee breath, fresh breath, and shiny shoes will center on the Boston Convention & Exhibit Center (415 Summer St), but apparently also pop up all around town from June 28th to July 1st, coinciding with the National Association of Chain Drug Stores' 2009 Marketplace.. We suppose that if you're on the way to a job interview or a hot date, you might need both a shine and a mint, but we're still a little confused about the whole thing. Regardless, know that you may be able to freshen up on the street early next week... or not.

    Bite Size News, June 26: Massachusetts Turnpike Authority, Going but not Forgotten

    Boston Blotter: With a Friend Like This...

    --Three teens, at least two of whom were friends, went to Callahan State Park in Framingham on Saturday to smoke marijuana and only two lived to tell the tale. The trio arrived in a Volvo, two fought over some allegedly stolen pot, guns were drawn and witneses heard three shots and a man yelling. According to police reports, the shooter said he would kill the victim and anyone who snitched on him, and "did not care if he went to jail for life." Nice. His attorney asked for cash bail - really - which the judge obviously denied. [MetroWest Daily News]

    Goodbye Herrell's, Hello Allston Cafe

    Last week, Allston residents were greeted with an unexpected sign right in the middle of the Harvard and Brighton intersection. White banners with the words "Allston Cafe" in boldface covered the "Herrell's Cafe" sign that signified the Massachusetts bred ice cream chain's place in Allston Village. Though the perplexing signs were new, nothing inside the cafe had changed. As the Globe's S.I. Rosenbaum explained in an article published on Tuesday, the name change signified some greater wheelings and dealings in the corporate world, or a decline to be involved in said world.

    Oddblotter: Thanks, Herald

    Isn't it fitting that the Boston Herald can provide an entire Oddbblotter by itself? Dudes, thanks for always delivering our crazy crime fix.

    Michael Jackson Dead at Age 50

    According to TMZ.com and ABC via WCVB, Michael Jackson, 50, died after he suffered cardiac arrest on Thursday. Various reports say paramedics responded to his home where he was already in cardiac arrest. Jackson dominated pop music in the 1980's after becoming a star in the 1970's as a member of the Jackson 5. The LA Times has posted a collection of photographs of Jackson. Jackson has three children: Michael Joseph "Prince" Jackson, Jr., Paris Michael Katherine Jackson and Prince Michael "Blanket" Jackson II.

    Boston Blotter: Father's Day Beating Victim Dies

    -- Nathaniel Turner, the 7-year-old boy who was hospitalized after his father allegedly beat him within inches of his life on Father's Day, was taken off life support. His father, 36-year-old Leslie Schuler, now faces murder charges. Authorities are trying to determine why Turner was in Worcester in the first place. He had previously lived with his maternal grandmother in Alabama until recently. His grandmother evidently believed that his father had been given visitation or custody, a claim that Massachusetts court officials deny. The case has stirred some conservative Democratic legislators to openly discuss reinstating the death penalty, which the Herald gleefullly reports. Classy. [Globe, Herald]

    Bite Size News, June 25: There Goes The Sun Edition

  • Three of four men have survived a boat crash near the Merrimack River, and the causes are under investigation. [Boston Channel]
  • As expected, the next overpriced Fenway concert will be Paul McCartney in August. [Boston Music Spotlight]
  • Construction workers at the MFA find an letter from construction worker that was written in 1926. [Boston Globe]
  • When treasurer and legislature don't communicate, it can be a $25 million budget gaffe. [Boston Herald]
  • John Kerry: Drop That Joke!

    senkerry.jpg Senator John Kerry simply can't help himself and has, yet again, confirmed he is like a serial killer whose victims are jokes. He took on John McCain's unmentionables and the educational bona fides of "the troops" - Bostonist knows there must be more examples but we also think these two prove the point. And now, Kerry unleashed his funny bone on Sarah Palin by saying he wished she had disappeared instead of former presidential wannabe/frequent flyer/gigolo Mark Sanford. Bostonist won't lose sleep if Governor Palin stayed out of, or in, frankly, the lower 48 so Kerry's point isn't lost on our corner of the Internets. However, in light of David Letterman's skirmish with Palin it occurs to Bostonist that if Democrats give her more free publicity then her disappearance, that Kerry mentioned, from the national scene won't come to pass. Please leave the Palin jokes to Tina Fey.


    Photo from flickr user Pasquale D'Silva.

    Stop the Presses: We Think We Agree with Howie Carr

    There's a first time for everything, and yesterday marked the first time we didn't have an aneurysm or punch somebody after reading a Howie Carr column. In fact, we think he might be right. Inconceivable! Carr's column used trademark Herald cleverness in branding email as "see" mail, stressing the fact that others can "see" what you write, even if it's incriminating. He cited Phil Markoff and Sal DiMasi as examples of this phenomenon, most recently illustrated by incompetent South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford. Anyway, the column degenerates into rambling about Whitey Bulger at the end, but not before making the important point that "emails are writing." Pulitzer! Pulitzer!

    Boston Blotter: Cambridge Drive-By Victim Was Packing Heat

    -- The 22-year-old victim of Sunday's drive-by shooting in North Cambridge faces charges that he was carrying a gun when he was shot. No suspects have been captured in connection with the shooting. [Cambridge Chronicle]

    Turnpike Apocalypse? $400 Million Payment Looms for Pike

    The Boston Herald reports that the Massachusetts Turnpike Authority's insurer, Ambac Financial Group, just had its credit downgraded, which might spell trouble for the Pike. Early this year, UBS, a Swiss financial company, demanded a $400 million payment from the Pike, "but eventually backed off because the credit rating of the Pike’s insurer." The lower rating might mean a renewed demand for the payment and an immediate financial crisis at the Turnpike, which just delayed a vote on a toll hike. [Herald]

    Bite Size News, June 24: Inspiration Edition

    • Dr. Jerri Nielsen FitzGerald, the woman who treated herself for breast cancer while working in the South Pole for the National Science Foundation, died at her home in Southwick on Tuesday. [WCVB]
    • A 7-year old boy from Weymouth saved his mother's life with the Heimlich maneuver. [WCVB]

    Health Care in Massachusetts: State Prepares to Completely Screw Poor People

    We, like the majority of Massachusetts residents, support universal health care in the Commonwealth, but the current system is badly flawed. And we need to figure out a way to fix it without screwing our most financially vulnerable neighbors.

    Mass PIRG Does Something for a Change

    Ordinarily, you'd have to ply us with booze and chocolate to get us to say something nice about MassPIRG, the organization that makes any innocent walk around Harvard Square into an annoying journey into the lowest depths of human passive-aggression. But, what do you know? The jolly gang of union busters has actually done something that we can get behind. It's a petition addressed to Secretary of Transportation James Aloisi urging him to begin the public comment period for the potential MBTA fare hikes already.

    Gone to Pot: Craigslist Ad Leads to Arrest

    In a "well, duh" matter, a Craigslist posting about "420 help" may have led to a Quincy man's arrest for selling marijuana. Remember, folks, just because they might not prosecute you for holding doesn't mean they won't prosecute you for selling. And take note that the police have definitely heard of Craigslist by now.

    Globe, union make "tentative agreement"

    According to the Boston Globe, the newspaper has reached a "tentative agreement" with the Boston Newspaper Guild to cut $10 million in wages and benefits which are reportedly required to keep the paper from closing. The Globe's largest union recently rejected a similar deal, which led to the paper imposing a 23% wage cut on the 700-member Guild. In the new proposal, there is a 5.9% pay cut. The 23% cut remains in place until the contract is ratified.

    Boston Blotter: Massholes in the Movie Theater

    -- Some Massholes can't keep their rage in their cars. A 44-year-old Boston man was arrested at the Kendall Square Cinema Sunday after he allegedly assaulted a 31-year-old woman who wouldn't shut up during the movie. [Cambridge Chronicle]

    Bite Size News, June 23: Bad Weather = Bad Business Edition

    • If your business is struggling this month, just look out the window to get the reason for it. [Boston Globe]

    Skepchick: Boobies, Psychics & The Art of Making Up Headlines

    Psychic helps police in case of missing Hingham man with dog, or so reads the headline of this article from Norwood's Daily News Transcript. The only problem? The first two words of the headline are obviously wrong, possibly meant to cap another article entirely.

    Sack Lunch: Harvard Layoffs Start This Week

    Layoffs have been hanging over the heads of Harvard employees like the sword of Damocles since word of staff reductions started to circulate in February. Today, Harvard President Drew Faust let workers know that the string was about to snap, the sword was about to fall, and heads were about to roll. 275 heads, to be exact.

    Breaking: Ed McMahon Has Died

    The Globe and Wikipedia report that Ed McMahon, the Tonight Show announcer born in LA but raised in Lowell, has died. He had been hospitalized since February with pneumonia or possibly bone cancer. More details as they emerge.

    A Fake Rockefeller For Your Bathroom

    The likeness of the Criminal Formerly Known as Clark Rockefeller could be staring at your naked body within 22 and 29 business days. Kosmas Ballis, a Fort Myers, Florida sculptor, has cast 1,000 porcelain bathroom tiles emblazoned with the likeness of Boston's supercriminal Christian Karl Gerhartsreiter, and he's selling them on Ebay for $20 a pop. The silhouette depicts CFKCR's trademark 3/4 askance leer, which makes Bostonist very, very uncomfortable.

    Boston Blotter: New Bedford Man Killed During Robbery

    -- A 32-year-old New Bedford man was shot and killed during a robbery that went awry Saturday night. The alleged killer was captured by surveillance cameras, but police have made no arrests. [Herald]

    Bite Size News, June 22: Various Greens Edition

  • Sunday was the 40th anniversary of the elimination of the Green Line's "A" trolley. [Boston Metro]
  • A fast-growing foreign weed has invaded Massachusetts, and you won't even want to hold less than an ounce of it. [Boston Herald]
  • A Berklee grad from Winchester won $350k on the "Don't Forget the Lyrics" TV game show. [Boston Globe]
  • Markoff Pleads Not Guilty

    Philip Markoff, the Craigslist Killer, pled not guilty to seven charges on Monday pertaining to the death of 26-year-old Julissa Brisman. There is no bail and the trial begins on June 1, 2010. Prosecutors gave a detailed description of the crimes in asking for no bail. Markoff was indicted on Sunday.

    "Craigslist Killer" Philip Markoff Indicted, to be Arraigned Tomorrow

    Philip Markoff, a Boston University medical student, was indicted today on suspicion of killing Julissa Brisman, whom he met through craigslist. Markoff will be arraigned in Suffolk Superior Court tomorrow. Craigslist has changed its policy on "erotic services" ads based on this and similar cases.

    Bite Size News, June 19: How Taxes Are Spent Edition

    Congressmen John Tierney and Barney Frank like to travel and love that we pay for it.[Boston Herald]

    Boston Blotter: Not What a Beat Reporter is Edition

    --O'Ryan Johnson, a Boston Herald crime reporter, faces up to 10 years in prison for allegedly kicking a man in the chest. Johnson asked for help at a laundromat in Groveland and the 74-year old man who responded got yelled at then kicked. Johnson was reportedly with a young girl. [Lawrence Eagle Tribune]

    Brady and Bündchen Spawn: The Hideous Cycle of Life Continues

    People says that Gisele Bündchen is preggers—for real this time—and while we find few things more hideous than pregnancy and birth, the pregnancy and eventual spawning of a nasty, emaciated fashion model might be one of the most disgusting things we have ever considered. Will the baby be superhuman? Will anybody be shot? We honestly don't care. We're only posting this for the pageviews. Thanks for clicking.

    Condos Hate Kids

    The Laurelwood at Hopedale condo complex has said no to fun, outlawing biking, baseball, street hockey, skateboarding, and rollerblading in the area. The ban is supposedly due to liability issues, but may also have stemmed from residents' complaints about noise. More, including an admonition for kids to put their toys away, at the Milford Daily News.

    Emergency Causes Tobin Delays, and I-93 Backups

    The Globe reports emergency vehicles are blocking the left lane of the Tobin Bridge, causing delays on the bridge and I-93. Take another route if you can!

    Menino Says "Neigh" To Last Mounted Patrol Ride

    When budget cuts put several of the city's horses out of work, their riders began to plan a farewell celebration for the noble beasts. After all, what better way to say goodbye to your favorite mount than with a little parade? But Mayor Menino, ever thrifty, stomped on the idea of an equestrian celebration, allegedly either because the unit's fate has not been completely decided, or because he didn't even know about the celebration and therefore couldn't have rejected it. Either way, there's a city council hearing about saving the horsies next Tuesday, so there may be no need for a parade.

    The Bell "Tolls" for the Turnpike Authority

    It was proposed months ago, but the House and Senate have now approved a bill that would eliminate the always-troubled Turnpike Authority. It's now up to Deval Patrick to pass it or not; given his previous stance on the issue, it seems likely that he will. Unions representing Pike employees are (obviously) opposed to the organization's elimination, as it would eliminate their cushy jobs and associated pensions. Trashing the Turnpike Authority seems like a potentially good move that could allow for greater standardization of transportation policy across the state. The utter lack of regard for unions in this case makes the drawn-out Globe drama all the more interesting. Is there something intrinsic about newspapers that make them seem worth saving? Or what if journalism were a government-funded endeavor? Would the Globe be losing even more than "$85 million" this year?

    Plane Almost Crashes into Construction Equipment at Logan

    At least the pilot didn't die? A plane taking off for sunnier climes (Phoeniz, AZ) narrowly missed crashing into a construction vehicle at Logan early this morning. The construction vehicle was apparently crossing the runway, oblivious the a several-ton aircraft coming at it. The incident marked the third incursion, or instance of a vehicle being on the runway when a plane is about to take off, this year. Logan had 13 incursions in 2008, four in 2007, seven in 2006 and 15 in 2005. An aviation expert called it a "difficult" airfield to navigate because of all the "weird intersections"—were they inspired by the roads here or what?

    Boston Blotter: A Bloody Couple of Days

    -- A man was shot in the face last night on Groom Street in Dorchester, capping off a bloody couple of days around the Hub. He remains in critical condition, and no arrests have been made. [Herald]

    Bite Size News, June 18: Ill Water & Wind Edition

  • In one week, two whales have died at the same Rhode Island beach. [Providence Journal]
  • Cape Wind opponents continue to drag their feet -- into a courtroom. [Cape Cod Times]
  • Uh, oh. Genzyme's contaminated Allston factory may endanger some that count on their drug treatments. [Boston Globe]
  • A soldier from Chicopee has died from wounds inflicted by a roadside bomb in Afghanistan. [Worcester Telegram]
  • Michael Flaherty is throwing everything he has at the crime issue during his Boston mayoral run. And what he has doesn't include a copyeditor. Check it out. About ten seconds into this new spot, Flaherty says:

    Happy Bunker Hill Day Day!

    bunkerhillpic.jpg Sam Yoon needs a tricorn hat. Immediately. June 17, 2009 is Bunker Hill Day and nobody could ever forget it because no one will ever shut up about it. Mayor Menino seems to think no child in Boston has ever heard of the historical event it represents despite apparent proof to the contrary reported by the Globe. Yes, the Mayor of Boston actually said Boston Public Schools no longer teach students about the Battle of Bunker Hill. The Globe said Bunker Hill is specifically mentioned in the state's Department of Education curriculum guidelines. The Globe also reportedly couldn't reach school officals because they had the day off. Some people worked, though, even if school officials didn't. And that is the whole ever-loving point, isn't it? (Yes, a line from Primary Colors) Should it be a day off ONLY in Suffolk County? It could be worse, it could be St. Patrick's Day Evacuation Day, which we know exists just to cover a bender.


    Photo by flickr userDerekOneil.

    New York Rushes to Catch Up with Boston

    We can get wireless on commuter rail cars; it doesn't really help those of us who take the regular T, but we suppose it's a nice convenience for the long-distance commuters. New York City agrees; the MTA is trying to get the wireless hookup for its own travelers. Rep. Chuck Schumer theorizes that NYC might even be able to get federal funds from the American Recovery and Reinvestment Act to take its trains online. Why didn't we think of that?

          

    Last night, a few hundred people gathered at City Hall to support the ongoing Green Revolution in Iran and call for an end to the violence. To some of the more oblivious people on their way home from work, the chants of "Where Is My Vote" and "Not My President" probably resulted in severe flashbacks to 2000.

    Same-Sex Partners of Federal Employees to Get Benefits

    On Tuesday, CNN reported that President Obama will extend "health care and other benefits to the same-sex partners of federal employees" by signing a memorandum on Wednesday. As more states begin to recognize gay marriage, this could be seen as another reason for supporters of gay marriage to be optimistic that gay marriage will be allowed in any state. As Bostonist recently illustrated, attitudes on this issue still inspire heated exchanges and intense emotions. The President has recently been criticized by gay rights groups because his Justice Department supported the Defense of Marriage Act in court despite candidate Obama's pledge to try to repeal it. Obama has also not carried out his promise to drop the military's "don't ask, don't tell" policy.

    Boston Blotter: Cambridge Man Shot Dead

    -- A 33-year-old Cambridge man was shot dead early this morning in the driveway of the Fresh Pond Apartments in North Cambridge. Jason Ellcock was shot multiple times, and police are seeking six suspects, black males who were seen fleeing the crime scene in hooded sweatshirts. [Cambridge Chronicle]

    Iranian Election Fraud Protests Today

    No word on the organization behind it, but there will be a rally to protest Iranian election fraud tonight from 5 p.m. until 8 p.m. at City Hall Plaza. Wear green, and check out Boston.com's Big Picture gallery of the election's aftermath. [Via UHub]

    Kitten Found in Mailbox, Recovering at MSPCA

    Some thug left a defenseless kitten in a Hyde Park mailbox Saturday, according to news reports. A postman discovered the kitten and quickly brought her to the MSPCA hospital in Jamaica Plain, where she is recovering from being shoved through the narrow postbox slot. She will be put up adoption soon.

    Yoon Proposes to Undo BRA

    In a press release, mayoral candidate Sam Yoon proposed to undo Boston's BRA should he be elected. According to Yoon, the Boston Redevelopment Authority is an "outdated system that favors developers over communities, that lacks coordination, and that consumes a large amount of revenue with no oversight." He proposes to replace it with a "Community Development and Planning Agency,"—which, if he simply called it the "Community Neighborhood Development Operations Management," could have the acronym CONDOM—with an emphasis on transparency, citizen accountability, and green development. He even throws in a few biking shouts-out.

    Yoon's new tack, which he takes as the future of the Filene's hole remains uncertain, might have more traction with an electorate sick of failed development projects than Michael Flaherty's emphasis on major crime, which is down 11% since last year.

    Bite Size News, June 15: Starfish & Beaver Edition

  • The starfish population is booming, and that's probably not be good news. [Boston Globe]
  • A beaver is dividing a Medford brook and members of the neighborhood. [Boston Globe]
  • The 88-year-old woman who ran over a 4-year-old Stoughton girl won't be driving again. [Boston Channel]
  • Don't expect to see same-sex marriage in Rhode Island for at least another year. [The Advocate]
  • Boston's First Swine Flu Death Official

    The Globe reports that a 30-year-old woman died of swine flu yesterday.

    Globe: Tons of Guns

    The Globe's off-lead today was the story of Massachusetts's newfound arsenal, courtesy of a US military program that delivers surplus weapons to police departments throughout the nation. You have to read nearly half the article to get to the first mention of alleged violations of federal regulations, but the most frightening fact comes in the first paragraph anyway. West Springfield has two grenade launchers? For what? Fending off the marauding hordes of Chicopee? I guess we should count our blessings. The MBTA only got machine guns.

    Mayor Joe: Somerville, Stop Whining About Parking Already

    Mayor Joe reminds us that "we don't have the big open lots and empty curbs associated with suburban sprawl. Parking is a scarce and valuable resource here, and we need to treat it that way." He didn't answer Bostonist's question of why the heck anybody would drive to Davis Square instead of taking the T in the first place, but he did tell people to stop whining about having to pay to park there:

    Fake Rockefeller Convicted

    The Alleged Criminal Formerly Known as Clark Rockefeller was convicted today after 5 days of jury deliberations on the charge of custodial kidnapping and assault and battery. The ACFKCR was acquitted of of using a false name. Thus, while the question of whether the man is an evil mastermind or a total douche remains unsettled, the question put to the jury—whether or not ACFKCR was sane or not when he kidnapped his daughter has been. It now remains to be seen whether he will be sent to California for questioning in connection with a decades-old double murder.

    As if telling kids to stop grousing about walking weren't enough, Harvard professors have progressed to burning people (with liquid, not fire). Business school professor Lee O. Fleming is pleading not guilty to assault and battery charges based on the alleged tossing of hot coffee in a parking altercation. We know that teaching at one of the most prestigious schools in the country must be really really tough, but does it really require you to toss lattes when provoked? We hope the profs can keep their coffee cup lids on in the future.

    Finally: Longfellow Sidewalk Reopens

    After a year of work to fix a "support beam in need of immediate repair," the Department of Conservation and Recreation reopens the upstream sidewalk on the Longfellow Bridge today, fully reopening the bridge to pedestrian and vehicular traffic in the first time in forever. The best news? The Longfellow will be open for the Charles River fireworks show this July 4th. The Commonwealth has spent more than $12.5 million since August, 2007 to fix the bridge. [DCR Press release]

    While You Were Sleeping: AM News Update, June 12

  • Wellesley will get Madeline Albright's papers and create a school of international studies in her honor. [Globe]
  • A puppy ate eight golf balls! Oh noes! [WCVB]
  • Oink! H1N1 Flu is a pandemic, and there are more than 1,000 cases in Mass. [WBZ]
  • Governor Patrick announced a contest for IT startups. [Xconomy]
  • A Boston College grad from New Bedford is on "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire" today. [New Bedford Standard-Times]
  • Help a former Pats cheerleader get married on the "Today" show. [Boston Herald]
  • It's Not Just Toilets Anymore: Someone Ponies Up $300,000 for a Back Bay Parking Spot

    As if that $300,000 toilet (and that whole Big Dig thing) weren't enough evidence of the ridiculous expenses associated with living in Boston, someone's gone and paid $300,000 for a Back Bay parking spot. We realize that the Back Bay is a pretty rad area, and that parking can be hard to come by there. Still, $300,000? For an outdoor, uncovered space? In Harvard endowment terms, that's not much—but it could still buy you:

    Jack Shafer of Slate Raps on the Globe's Fate; Jack Welch of GE Tweets Hypocritically

    We all know that the Globe is on life support, or minimum wage, or something like that. To add insult to injury, Jack Shafer reminds us in Slate (owned by the struggling WaPo) that Jack Welch of GE thought about buying the paper (now valued at barely $113 million) for a cool $600 million just three years ago. Oddly enough, Dan Kennedy reveals that Jack Welch is now tweeting (somewhat ironically, perhaps) about the NYT's "brutish labor practices." What a show!

    While You Were Sleeping: AM News Update, June 11

    • The legislature may revise pension plans to prevent abuses today. [Globe]
    • They'll also consider (banning) texting while driving. [WBZ]
    • Some local students were present at yesterday's shooting at the Holocaust Memorial Museum. [Herald]

    Boston Blotter: 2nd Arrest in Harvard Shooting; Man Bites Cop

    -- Police have made a second arrest in connection with the May 18 shooting of Justin Cosby outside of a Harvard dorm. Blayn Jiggetts, a 19-year-old New Yorker, was arrested in Harlem yesterday just before midnight. Jiggetts joins Jabrai Jordan Copney, also of New York, in prison for the crime, which police say was a "botched 'drug rip'" that left Cosby dead from a gunshot to the gut and $1,000 cash and a bag of marijuana laying nearby. Police still seek a third suspect. [Globe]

    Skepchick: The Metro Makes the Case for Bigotry

    You know what’s annoying? Opening your daily Metro on the T only to find one of those giant Bed, Bath & Beyond coupons getting in the way of your sudoku. You know what’s tragic? Opening your daily Metro on the T only to find a steaming pile of bigoted anti-gay bullshit.

    Boston Globe Death Watch: Litigation Edition

    So, the Boston Newspaper Guild voted to reject the New York Times Company's proposed contract that would cut wages and benefits by $10 million. And, in response, the New York Times Co. instituted a unilateral 23% pay cut effective Sunday for all Globe employees covered under the Boston Newspaper Guild's contract. What next?

    Boston Mayorfest 2009: Chelsea

    Bostonist is asking the local and nearby mayors and city-managers the following question:

    What is Up With Seroquel Dealers?

    Seroquel is a type of antipsychotic that is widely prescribed to treat bipolar disorder, but is it also a street drug? Signs point to "yes." Furious Seasons has noticed a slew of arrests involving the illegal sale of Seroquel on the streets of Massachusetts. One man was even shot and killed in Lawrence over a Seroquel deal gone bad. A quick Web search reveals anecdotal evidence that Seroquel is used to come down off of amphetamines or simply for the potency of its tranquilizing effect. Taking Seroquel is like popping a super-sized Xanax. And its abuse is international. The Globe-Mail reports that junkies are using Seroquel as a poor man's heroin. So, returning to Furious Seasons's question, why haven't we heard more about it?

    Union Square Might Kill You (Really)

    Residents of Union Square in Somerville are rightly freaking out over reported correlations between contaminated soil and high cancer rates. It turns out that recent soil testing has shown that Union Square's soil contains "arsenic, lead and other metal contamination." Officials "are not sure if it comes from the Miller’s River that once ran through or from the Kiley Barrel factory site, where paints were once blasted off recycled barrels." Whatever the cause, eating vegetables planted anywhere near Union Square is not a good idea. All hope is not lost for burgeoning Union Square gardeners, however. Container gardening and raised bed gardening both allow you to garden without planting in contaminated soil. For a fee, Somerville's Green City Growers will even set you up with a raised bed plot, or you can stop by the Boston Green Fest in August for a tutorial. [Somerville Journal]

    While You Were Sleeping: AM News Update

    • The NYTCo seeks to put the deal-rejecting Globe up for sale. [Globe]
    • The topless coffee shop in Maine that burned down is back in business--in a tent, with clothed workers. Not quite as much fun? [Herald]
    • Deval Patrick is selling his Milton mansion and moving to Boston. [WCVB]

    Boston Blotter: Hyde Park Man Indicted for Shooting at Cops

    -- John Mentor, a 23-year-old Hyde Park man, was indicted this morning in the attempted murder of three Boston cops. Mentor allegedly fired a gun at the officers during an attempted drug arrest on April 13. District Attorney Daniel Conley said, "The evidence suggests a cold-blooded decision to shoot and kill Boston Police. But for the defendant’s bad aim and the officers’ immediate response, this could have been a multiple homicide." [Suffolk County District Attorney's Office]

    More Ways to Near Death: Fung Wah Service from Providence to NYC

    Looking for another way to die? Fung Wah has expanded its service to include trips directly from Providence to New York City, since it was so inconvenient for Providence residents to come up to Boston to catch the bus, or to hop on it when it came through their city. Starting June 15, you can go directly from RI to NYC (and vice versa) without worrying about any silly Massachusetts getting in the way. Brilliant. For Rhode Islanders. We guess.

    Globe Union Votes to Reject Cuts

    According to Boston.com, the Boston Newspaper Guild rejected $10 million in wage and benefit cuts, mandated by The New York Times Co. to keep operating the paper, by a vote of 277-265. WCVB also reported the vote. The Globe reported a high turnout for the vote.

    Who amongst us in the Ist-a-verse isn't drawn to news about animals? For example, the appearance of the Fenway Hawk might have been the highlight from Sunday's Red Sox loss.

    Bite Size News, June 8: Death by Chowder Edition

  • Local little leaguers play the world's longest baseball game on purpose. [Attleboro Sun Chronicle]
  • The world's longest lobster roll was made in Portland yesterday. [NECN]
  • Falling clams and ice kill a man at a chowder plant. [CBS]
  • The mystery meat might have been grosser than you thought. Many local school cafeterias aren't regularly inspected. [Boston Globe]
  • $300,000 Toilet a Fine Use of City Funds... Okay, at Least We Didn't Pay for It

    A toilet. You can go down to the hardware store and grab one of those for less than $200, right? Maybe pay the plumber a little for installation and all that. But if you're the City of Boston, you need to go all out and spend two years and $300,000 to create a coin-operated toilet at Christopher Columbus Park on the waterfront that desperate people will be unable to afford and normal people will be unwilling to use. (Especially when everybody knows you can just pee at the Marriott, anyway.)