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• Commented on Fecal Feet and the Flip Flop Scourge
  Gretchen, that is a good idea. b4d, blue jeans are great because they last a long time, match with most things, and are comfortable. I don't think that you should wear them to work, but that is your business. At...
• Posted Fecal Feet and the Flip Flop Scourge to Bostonist
  Pop quiz. What substance covers every square foot of city sidewalks? Correct. Fecal matter. If you don't believe me, try walking a dog for a week. It poops as it pleases. And dog poop is only the dash of bitters on the fecal matter cocktail that covers the streets of Boston. Bird poop. Cat poop. Rat poop. People poop. It's all there, mixing together in rainwater that can only be described as relatively pristine. And it's on the feet of everybody who walks the streets in flip flops. Those people have fecal feet, and fecal feet are bad for you.
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• Commented on Berlin Subdues the Fixie Menance, Can Boston Follow Suit?
  Thanks for the clarification. Grandpa Bostonist is not too old to learn a thing or two....