henryhamilton

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• Commented on Oh, Joe: Midtown Car Accident For VP Biden's Motorcade
  Looks like fleshtone is on this. I heard they killed someone in DC less than a week ago....
• Commented on Former MTV Host Ken Ober Dies at 52
  Thanks to this man, my knowledge of Brady Physics is unsurpassed. Little Cindy has crashed her Harley doing 100 mph on the Pacific Coast Highway. What is the name of the force that rips the skin from Cindy's body?...
• Commented on 9/11 Suspects To Be Moved From Gitmo To NYC For Trial
  I always see the same crappy picture of this guy. He must have a lousy agent. Send him over to the photogs for some new headshots. Fucksake!...
• Commented on The UWS Gets Its Very Own Apple Store
  The self-congradulatory attitude of the company attracts a certain person, repels another. Apple users like to feel superior, but so do scientologists, vegans, and high school football players....
• Commented on Old Man Sues Bar After Tripping Over Dog AND Losing Sex Drive
  I've never heard of a pomeranian seeing eye dog....