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Jon Stewart on John Kerry: Zzzzzzzzz

John Kerry apparently wanted to be Secretary of State for President Barack Obama. Hillary Clinton got the job, and Kerry had to settle for being chairman of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee. Nine months into Obama's term, Kerry is acting like the country's top diplomat anyway. He dashed off to Afghanistan to talk policy and elections with Afghan President Hamid Karzai. The new John Kerry, with an even higher profile, has earned the scrutiny of the funny newspeople like Jon Stewart. Last night, Stewart said Kerry met with Karzai in order to use "water boring" to get him into agree to a run-off election. Kerry is seen discussing Karzai in his usually glacial speaking style.

Bite Size News, October 26: Mollusks w/ Jobs Edition

  • Oysters not only taste great and tickle the libido; thousands are cleaning Boston Harbor. [Boston Herald]
  • Good news: The Bay State economy is looking up. Bad news: Unemployment will still suck. [Boston Globe]
  • Bite Size News, October 5: Nobel, Fair, & Green Prizes Edition

  • Congrats to Dr. Jack W. Szostak of Harvard/MGH for sharing the Nobel Prize in medicine. [New York Times]
  • Congrats to the 1,000+ lb. gourd that won the Giant Pumpkin Weigh-Off at the Topsfield Fair. [Salem News]
  • Congrats to a Waltham man who defended his title at the Garlicky Greens Eating Championship. [Boston Herald]
  • Jared C. Monti of Raynham will posthumously receive the Medal of Honor from president Barack Obama in September. Monti, a 30-year old Army sergeant at the time, was killed on June 21, 2006 in Afghanistan while attempting to rescue wounded soldiers in his unit. He rescued one soldier and was killed while making a second rescue attempt. President Obama called Monti's parents, Paul Monti, of Raynham, and Janet Monti, of Winterville, N.C., on Tuesday to confirm his son would receive the country's top military honor. Both greeted the news with pride and sadness. "I’m so proud of him, but we’re going to meet the president because he’s dead, so I feel no joy in that," she said. Only six members of the military have been given this honor since 9/11. Monti's friends and family have started a scholarship fund in his name.

    Bite Size News, June 18: Ill Water & Wind Edition

  • In one week, two whales have died at the same Rhode Island beach. [Providence Journal]
  • Cape Wind opponents continue to drag their feet -- into a courtroom. [Cape Cod Times]
  • Uh, oh. Genzyme's contaminated Allston factory may endanger some that count on their drug treatments. [Boston Globe]
  • A soldier from Chicopee has died from wounds inflicted by a roadside bomb in Afghanistan. [Worcester Telegram]
  • Bite Size News, June 15: Starfish & Beaver Edition

  • The starfish population is booming, and that's probably not be good news. [Boston Globe]
  • A beaver is dividing a Medford brook and members of the neighborhood. [Boston Globe]
  • The 88-year-old woman who ran over a 4-year-old Stoughton girl won't be driving again. [Boston Channel]
  • Don't expect to see same-sex marriage in Rhode Island for at least another year. [The Advocate]
  • A soldier from Beverly has died in Afghanistan. [The Salem News]
  • According to a presentation at the American Psychological Association convention, video games can improve coordination and problem-solving skills. Researchers were silent on the chances of getting laid. [Boston Herald]
  • Our junior Senator, John Kerry, was on a tour of Afghanistan yesterday when bad weather forced the helicopter he was in to make an emergency landing in a stretch of mountains. He had to wait for three hours, while protected by troops on the ground and a F-16 overheard, until a US convoy was able to take him back to an air base.

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