What has gotten into the shampoo of two of Massachusetts' best-known figures? One man cut all his hair off, and another is sporting a mullet that would impress even Denise of Survivor: China fame. First, Deval Patrick is sporting an especially close shave. His hair has never been long, at least as long as the state of Massachusetts has known him, but he's exposing some scalp these days. We're not the only ones who wondered......

The ever-reliable National Enquirer is, according to AOL Fanhouse, spreading the word that Tom Brady will ask his panty-model girlfriend to marry him … but only if he gets a Super Bowl ring. If true, then he wants a ring as much as she (theoretically) does. The Track Girls say the Brady Ring Thing story is bunk, which sets up an amusing battle between the Enquirer and the Track Girls. Who would win that......

Update: Mike Reiss posted at 3:10 that Wilfork--and his finger--got fined $15,000 for unsportsmanlike conduct. (Thanks, AnneAllsonMA!) After all the celebration over the Patriots' perfect season, Bostonist conveniently forgot that some outrage might arise after the actions of one particular New England Patriot. During the game against the New York Giants, Vince Wilfork got into a heated altercation with the Giants' Brandon Jacobs. In the midst of the fracas, Wilfork aimed his finger squarely at......