Results tagged “catholicism”

The Archdiocese of Boston urges Catholics to hold off on the consecrated wine, lest they catch transubstantiated swine flu.

The Boston Globe breathlessly reports that a Marshfield man was miraculously healed by a Catholic cardinal who died 100 years ago, once again making the case that journalistic standards will not stand in the way of their printing a completely idiotic story.

If your pious boss looks tuckered out this morning, he was probably out late remembering Jesus' Last Supper. And if he's really quiet this afternoon from one to three, it's probably not something you did: he's reflecting on the supposed time of the crucifixion.

--Are you freaking out over the fact that the St. Patrick's Day parade falls on the same day as Palm Sunday, March 16? 'Cause the press sure seems to be making a fuss. [Boston Herald, Boston Globe]