Charlie Sheen has left the Hub! Boston is now winning again. Sheen brought the apocalypse his Torpedo of Truth tour here for a night. He said he won, and tried to calm Sox fans down over the team's bad start. He also called Fenway Park a "really bitchin' hitter's park." Thanks, we guess.
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Charlie Sheen is coming to Boston to expose us to his magic. Sheen's "My Violent Torpedo of Truth" tour will take over Boston University's Agganis Arena on April 12. Sheen's tour added five cities, including the Hub, to his road show and will begin selling tickets tomorrow at an undisclosed price. The content of the show is unknown, but probably will include heavy doses of the word "winning" and Sheen's version of his dispute with CBS over his, well, unconventional conduct and commentaries. Perhaps, Christian Day and Salem's warlocks will show up.
Beginning on Ash Wednesday, today, Cardinal Sean O'Malley is spending $600,000 on the "Catholics Come Home" program to bring lapsed Catholics back to church. Consumers lodged a lot of complaints over auto insurance to the Massachusetts Office of Consumer Affairs and Business Regulation. Remember to follow Bostonist on Twitter and like us on Facebook.
Either Salem's warlocks are squibs, or Charlie Sheen is really screwed. The Coven of the Raven Moon in Salem performed a ritual on Sunday to cure Sheen and prevent his warlock abuse from continuing. The spell failed because Sheen got fired on Monday for "moral turpitude." If that wasn't enough, he brandished a machete on the roof of a Beverly Hills building. Machetes are nothing new to Bostonist.
Charlie Sheen can use his extraterrestrial mind to keep his godesses interested in his winning ways, however, he might have met his match in warlock Christian Day. Day and his magical crew at the Coven of the Raven Moon in Salem performed their witchy ritual on Sunday to cure Sheen of his wicked ways, and to stop him from using the word warlock with prejudice.
A Northwestern University professor was at the center of controversy after news broke that he allowed a live demonstration of a sex toy for students (warning: adult content). Harvard welcomed the Navy ROTC back to campus after four decades of banishment. Gothamist was shocked when a dispute over a parking space turned into a fight that sent a woman into a coma. Remember to follow Bostonist on Twitter and like us on Facebook.
Sunday night can't come soon enough for the warlock community. As you know, warlocks everywhere are outraged that Charlie Sheen mocked their beliefs by describing himself as a warlock in some of his recent rants and they want to "magically bind" him in response. Apparently, the binding ceremony is planned for Sunday in Salem. Local warlocks and witches like Christian Day and Laurie Stathopoulos, called Lorelei, will perform a ritual at 3 p.m. at Crow Haven Corner at 125 Essex Street to stop his negative use of "warlock," and also help Sheen solve his problems. "We want to try save him, as well as not have ourselves slandered,” said Stathopoulos, a former fan of Sheen's show, Two and a Half Men."
Charlie Sheen calling himself a warlock is funny enough. A real-life warlock - yes, we meant to type that - is now mad that Sheen called himself a "Vatican assassin warlock" during his campaign for mayor of crazytown.
The Top 24 round begins on "American Idol" tonight with the best 12 boys. Christian Bale crashed Dick Ecklund's website. And, Charlie Sheen, your guess is as good as ours.
Heavy rains expected for Friday prompted the National Weather Service to issue a flood watch for much of the Bay State. Melisa Orosco finally returned home after she suffered a broken neck and a traumatic brain injury in a January hit-and-run. Remember to follow Bostonist on Twitter and like us on Facebook.
Movie mogul Samuel Goldwyn once famously said of preachy movies, "If you want to send a message, call Western Union.". Well, Western Union is now out of the telegram business, so the Celtics had to send a message to Detroit some other way, playing stifling defense, fundamental offense, and grinding out a win that - well, that sends the message - that they just might actually be the best team in the East.
The outlook wasn't brilliant for the Mudville nine that day, The score stood four to two, with but one inning more to play. So begins Ernest Thayer's immortal "Casey at the Bat". Mudville flops in that poem, as we all know, but the situation was even more grim for the Red Sox going into the ninth on Sunday. Orioles youngster Jeremy Guthrie was firmly in control of the ballgame, and the score at Fenway stood...
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