The likeness of the Criminal Formerly Known as Clark Rockefeller could be staring at your naked body within 22 and 29 business days. Kosmas Ballis, a Fort Myers, Florida sculptor, has cast 1,000 porcelain bathroom tiles emblazoned with the likeness of Boston's supercriminal Christian Karl Gerhartsreiter, and he's selling them on Ebay for $20 a pop. The silhouette depicts CFKCR's trademark 3/4 askance leer, which makes Bostonist very, very uncomfortable.

Democratic Primary Debate at WGBH: Transcript Time!
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