A toilet. You can go down to the hardware store and grab one of those for less than $200, right? Maybe pay the plumber a little for installation and all that. But if you're the City of Boston, you need to go all out and spend two years and $300,000 to create a coin-operated toilet at Christopher Columbus Park on the waterfront that desperate people will be unable to afford and normal people will be unwilling to use. (Especially when everybody knows you can just pee at the Marriott, anyway.)

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