After the recent underage sandwich party bust, you wouldn't expect a pre-teen to try getting into a cougar bar. Oh, how absurd to imagine a kid being rescued after leaving his dog leashed up outside of Drink or Cuffs! The real story—far more tragic—concerns a boy in the Boston Bar town of British Columbia, who was saved from an actual puma attack by his Lassie-like dog. The tale appeared on several morning news programs yesterday, but the headline from the Vancouver Sun provides a new perspective. Perhaps this Canadian town could solve its cougar trouble with apple martini traps?
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-- Gotta love the Internets when you can read that Rudy Giuliani's daughter lost her wallet in Harvard Square. [Lemmingtrail]
Boston is in many ways the cougar's paradise. We have Bill Belichik's unending quest for the elusive predators, the Globe's unhealthy obsession with them, and lord knows how many Casual Encounters in which they take part. So, what better place for an upcoming reality television show called The Cougar to find bait? That's what they said. It's an open cougar casting call, so if you are a man between the ages of 21 and 29 (sorry, Coach B.), and you want a carefully segmented demographic to watch on television as a cougar traps you, start planning your Saturday night trip to Felt. And if you are a cougar, prowl around afterward for leftovers.
--Erwin Hirsch, chief of trauma surgery at Boston Medical Center, died yesterday when his boat capsized off the coast of Maine. Hirsch also did tours in Vietnam and Iraq. He was 72 years old. [Boston Herald, Boston Globe]
Bostonist never thought of Bill Belichick as cover material, unless one counts the awesomeness of the Sports Illustrated cover with Belichick as Santa. But a few gay males might get a surprise when they pick up the latest issue of Spirit Magazine, "Boston's Premier Magazine for the Gay and Lesbian Community." Because there's Bill Belichick's mug and hoodie alternative on the cover. Fabulous it is not.
Patriots coach Bill Belichick flicks his "Sexy Beast" switch on and off like a light. One moment, he's all Mr. Serious and Scary, and, the next moment, he's on a cougar hunt.
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