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Today is truly a day to end all days: Super Tuesday and Fat Tuesday unite as one, to reveal America for what it truly is: the Nation of the SuperFat (and the grammatically illicit double-colon sentence as well!). Bostonist encourages all of its readers to vote prior to partying (a couple of drinks might make you think Michael Cera is a great write-in vote--actually, he totally would be), and to party like it's 2009 and we've got a fresh-faced (and perhaps long socks-wearing) new prez. Below, a couple of answers (courtesy of the Elections Division) to the difficult questions that arise on this fattest of super Tuesdays (or superest of Fat Tuesdays?).

In case you weren't paying attention to the interminable, repetitive, heart-warming-at-first-but-now-totally-tiring parade of news stories about how Mardi Gras is still happening in New Orleans, let Bostonist remind you: Today is Fat Tuesday, which means that tomorrow, Catholics will begin Lent, give up their favorite sinful activity for a while, and generally be good and penitent (in recognition of Jesus's suffering on the cross and general sacrifice for the good of everybody) in the run-up to Easter. Naturally, then, everyone must get their sinning out tonight, or at least all of the stuff they intend to give up for Lent.