Today is truly a day to end all days: Super Tuesday and Fat Tuesday unite as one, to reveal America for what it truly is: the Nation of the SuperFat (and the grammatically illicit double-colon sentence as well!). Bostonist encourages all of its readers to vote prior to partying (a couple of drinks might make you think Michael Cera is a great write-in vote--actually, he totally would be), and to party like it's 2009 and......

In case you weren't paying attention to the interminable, repetitive, heart-warming-at-first-but-now-totally-tiring parade of news stories about how Mardi Gras is still happening in New Orleans, let Bostonist remind you: Today is Fat Tuesday, which means that tomorrow, Catholics will begin Lent, give up their favorite sinful activity for a while, and generally be good and penitent (in recognition of Jesus's suffering on the cross and general sacrifice for the good of everybody) in the run-up......