Gary "Golden Showers" Zerola is at it again. This time, however, he was just being a drunk, not a(n accused) rapist. Apparently Zerola had to relieve himself in public at State and Congress (where the elite meet to pee in the street) last night, which caused police officers to confront him. Zerola, ever the gentleman, hit one of the officers in the shoulder and ran off. Apparently he's better at weaseling out of rape charges......

Boston's favorite most eligible bachelor/fallen-from-grace attorney has proven once again that charges against him won't stick. Gary Zerola was found not guilty for the second time in two months this afternoon in Suffolk Superior Court. The Herald is reporting that he was acquitted of sexual assault on a young woman. The prosecution's case was hurt by questions of the accuser's credibility and the fact that the Boston Police Department didn't get a search warrant.......

-- Former "Most Eligible Bachelor," and now infamous sleazeball, Gary Zerola has been acquitted of kidnapping and attempted rape by a jury after less than a day of deliberation. He still faces other charges. However charges that he's a major creep still pending in the court of public opinion. [Boston Globe] -- An already odd case continues to grow stranger amid reports that the tragic deaths of Marcelle Thibault and her niece and nephew......

On the surface, Gary Zerola's story looks no different from a blotter entry about a scumbag who attempts to rape women. Zerola allegedly raped two women in Massachusetts. Then, while out on bail, he allegedly drugged and raped another woman in Miami. But Zerola is different because he became the person he used to defend in court. He went from dashing, respected lawyer--a former assistant DA for Suffolk County--to alleged rapist. Zerola was a lawyer......