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A quick update on the Glen Beck WIPO case. The verdict is in, and Gloucester attorney Marc J. Randazza's totally killer pleadings were sufficient to convince the WIPO panelist to deny Glen Beck's complaint against the website GlenBeckRapedandMurderedaYoungGirlin1990. Since Randazza regrettably did not write the decision, it is not particularly hilarious, but it is pretty scathing. We, as Americans, should be happy that Frederick M. Abbott, panelist for the Geneva-based WIPO court, has more reverence for the First Amendment than Glen Beck does. [Legal Satyricon]

Randazza Strikes Again: Glenn Beck is "the Butt"

Have you ever wanted to call Glenn Beck "the butt" repeatedly in a public forum where it really matters? Gloucester attorney Marc J. Randazza got the chance.

Today in Randazza's Zings: Glenn Beck, Why Do You Hate America?

Today, we discovered an email that Marc Randazza sent to Glenn Beck's attorneys wondering, in lawyer talk, why Glenn Beck hates America.

Gloucester Lawyer Defends Satirical Glenn Beck Website

The anonymous, satirical website GlennBeckRapedandMurderedaYoungGirlin1990 is the brainchild of Isaac Eiland-Hall, according to legal documents filed today with the World Intellectual Property Organization (WIPO) in Switzerland. The papers were filed by Gloucester attorney Marc J. Randazza, who represents Eiland-Hall and who, if this brief is any indication, is among the North Shore's most hilarious legal writers.

Ted Kennedy catches a lot of crap just being himself. Ted-Kennedy-As-Orator is probably Jon Stewart's second-favorite impression after the George W. Bush chuckle. Throw in the alleged drinky-drinky, and Ted Kennedy makes for quite the media spectacle. Since he announced his endorsement of presidential aspirant Barack Obama, the Peanut Gallery has renewed its love affair with poking fun at Teddy. But Glenn Beck at Headline News hurt our brains when he started imagining our Senator in the buff.

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