We mused yesterday that the Free Adam Wheeler Facebook group would grow as quickly as the former Harvard student's resume, and we may have been right. The group now has 71 members, and the New Republic has published Adam Wheeler's resume (full resume in PDF) as submitted in an application for a TNR internship. The truly fantastical resume, which boasts—among other credentials—independent graduate study at Georgetown (before the Harvard BA was received), sweet lectures such as “From Parthia to Robin Hood: The Armenian Version of the Epic of the Blind Man’s Son (Köroghlu)" (title ripped off from James R. Russell, the Mashtots professor of Armenian at Harvard), bunches of books "under review" with Harvard University Press and/or McGill-Queen's University Press, and "languages" including French, Old English, Classical Armenian, and Old Persian—mostly raises the question: why would someone with these creds need a freakin' internship? We knew the economy was pretty bad, but come on.
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Are you the person who always offers to make a Dunkin run for the office? Are you the person intern who's always forced to make a Dunkin run for the office? Do you cleverly get your DD fix before work so you never have to worry about helping others caffeinate? If you're not in the latter category, you might want to check out Dunkin Run, a new website—and, more conveniently for Applephiles, iPhone app [iTunes link]. Dunkin Run allows you to invite a group of Dunkin folks to submit their orders electronically so you can make sure Carole gets her large iced coffee and Jim his mocha and Sally her bagel with light cream cheese and Allen his flatbread with bacon and George his six star spangled donuts and you get to carry it all back all by yourself. Fun!