Comedy Just when you're sick of all the caucusing and candidate crap, Jimmy Tingle makes a triumphant local return with his show "Jimmy Tingle for President." Bostonist interviewed the candidate, and he's going to have plenty to say. Regent Theatre, Arlington, 8:00 pm. $30 orchestra / $25 balcony. PS--Mr. Tingle himself told Bostonist another show has been added for next Saturday, February 23. Dirty Movies Be careful who sits behind you tonight as sex......

The Hawk Is Dying will screen at the Somerville Theatre tonight, Thursday, May 24, at the Somerville Theatre at 7:30 pm. Tickets are $8. Occasionally we wonder if Paul Giamatti is tired of his nebbish routine. Does he ever bark on the phone to his agent, screaming that he'd like to be the ladykiller for once? Well, it's not likely that he'll be the next James Bond, so we'll appreciate him the way he is.......

We don't know about you, but it's been friggin warm out there. Well, not for some of you. It seems as though places that are supposed to be cold are warm and places that are supposed to be warm are cold. Or maybe that's just us. Either way, it's just confusing. Austinist said goodbye to their co-editor (sell-out) and played rumor monger on the SXSW lineup. And when dozens of dead birds littered downtown......